Burkitt
Alongside your classic hobbies like having friends and family, drinking beer, and watching the world slowly turn into a dystopian nightmare on BBC news, I like to dip my toes into comedy/writing related pies.
I won the Sharks 2024 scriptwriting comp with a pastry-filled dark comedy. Have a gander. Still hoping to film it 4real.
I made these Snooze Specs™️ to help people sleepy people "party" through NYE.
I went to the top of the r/CasualUK subreddit with this genius (and prescient given what came later) idea.
I had a fledgling stand-up comedy career cut short by Covid (by which I mean my fear of dying on stage). I'd like to try again soon.
My lockdown madness manifested in the form of digital archiving. I made an IG account to catalogue things which had fallen out of use and got submissions from all around the world.
I wrote this much-shared piece for the Metro years ago and I think it's no coincidence that Greta Thunberg has never been caught with a gram of gear.
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